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[Divorce Lawyers]
Episode 15
It's his birthday in two days
[I wish you a happy birthday.] I want to give him a big surprise.
Chi Hai Dong.
- I said he's not here. - Hai Dong.
Where did he go?
He was with me at the beginning of the night.
Later on he went to his girlfriend's house to party.
Girlfriend?
In room 2006.
Uncle.
AK, you're finally awake.
Uncle, I drank too much last night and embarrassed myself.
Please don't tell my uncle.
I won't tell him but you better not drink anymore.
You're really scary when you drink.
I made up with my boyfriend again.
I won't mess around like this anymore.
I don't believe it.
Breaking up and then getting back together is normal for you two.
AK, when you grow up, bring your boyfriend.
If I'm not old by then, come and see me.
Thanks Uncle.
Uncle, why is it that you didn't drink but you smell like alcohol.
Drinking... is contagious.
Uncle, my flight is this afternoon to go back to Singapore.
Okay.
Call me as soon as you arrive, so I know that you arrived safely.
Okay.
Uncle.
There's a woman upstairs waiting in your girlfriend's apartment.
Yes, that's right.
She looks very angry.
Really?
Uncle, take care.
You take care.
Okay.
Take care.
Bye.
What happened?
You did this?
Spaghetti bolognese with olive oil.
You said you would only ever make this for me.
Didn't you say that you would only ever make this for me?
Are you crazy?
This is my birthday gift for you.
I wanted to bring it over last night.
If I had come over last night I would've seen a lot more than this.
You and Luo Li. You two partnered up and bullied me.
You two lied to me.
You two are the true shameful couple.
Chi Hai Dong.
Chi Hai Dong
Are you all right?
Call... call the police.
Call the police.
Why call the police?
Did the guy from next door do this?
No.
Then who was it?
Me.
Why?
I drank too much.
I dreamt that I was playing golf.
I haven't played golf in a long time.
Usually, when I use this club, the most I can get is 250 yards.
This time, I started off pretty well.
As soon as I struck, 300 yards.
Then I changed to number seven.
I targeted the green.
But around the green, there were a lot of sand traps.
One strike and the ball fell into a sand trap.
After that, I struck left
and right.
Struck right. I just couldn't hit it out.
The sand trap was one meter deep.
I think I had too much on my mind.
I was thinking about the house and the car.
And those two assholes.
Yue Qun, Yue Bu Qun, Ling Hu Chong.
I... I need to change my mentality.
I needed to change my mentality, so I have a spell...
Passing the bridge over the east gate, using a club to strike dates under a tree.
There were more greens than red.
One date, two dates, three dates, four dates.
This time I aimed at the flagstick, and adjusted the line of travel.
Hole in one!
I shot 18 under par
and broke the world record!
I'm great, aren't I?
Chi Hai Dong.
Did this golf club also come from your dream?
Golf club.
This is where the problem is.
This is a miracle.
Mr. Happy, it's your phone.
Coming.
When can we eat? I'm starving.
Just a second.
Hello.
Did you betray me again?
Stop shouting.
Why are you shouting?
How does Jiao Yan Yan know where I live?
You're asking me? How am I supposed to know?
You...
you've gotten me in big trouble this time.
I'll talk to you later.
What happened?
What's your cousin up to this time?
- Yan Yan? - Yeah.
Hai Dong is pissed.
Why don't you give your cousin a call.
Give me the phone.
Put it on speaker.
[Cousin]
Hello.
Yan Yan, what happened?
What did you do to Hai Dong this time?
What do you mean what did I do to him?
Why don't you ask what he and Luo Li did.
Luo Li?
Your friend. She's so evil.
Do you know, this morning I went to give Hai Dong his birthday present.
Who knew those two were already living together.
I was wondering why she kept telling me to divorce Chi Hai Dong.
This was all part of her plan.
She calculated this!
Evil woman. Bitch!
Are Chi Hai Dong and Luo Li living together?
I don't know.
You're just covering for Chi Hai Dong.
What am I covering? I really don't know.
How could he have not told you?
He is so tight lipped, why would he tell me?
Why didn't Luo Li tell me?
See, you've been in the dark about this too.
Let me ask Luo Li.
She hung up?
Let her hang up, she might be busy.
Let me go ask.
What are you doing?
Listen, you're at a critical point in time. You shouldn't move around too much.
Also, this could just be new love and old love.
What has that got to do with you? You'll just bother them if you go.
How has this got nothing to do with me? This is my cousin's business.
That's not it. Listen to me.
What I mean is, don't bother our son, okay?
How about this, I'll go and ask them about this tonight.
All right? Come on... I'll give you a kiss.
Okay, you continue playing games.
I'll go cook for you, all right?
- Be quick. - Okay.
Be good.
Chi Hai Dong.
There are a few questions
I want to ask you.
Don't be nervous.
We're both lawyers.
We know the law and follow principles.
We don't easily do things that cross the line.
So I was thinking
this morning's event
could it be that it was unavoidable?
If that is really the case, I understand.
If the apartment is trashed, it's trashed. No big deal.
You're nice.
We're neighbors. We should take care of each other.
Take a minute and decide if you need me to take you to the hospital for a check up.
For what?
I know that recently you've been greatly affected by your divorce.
To be honest I also feel quite sorry
because this incident was related to me.
I know that this incident has upset you a great deal.
So...
I'm not ill.
Yes that's right. Most people who are ill, say they are fine.
However, this sort of illness...
though some are acquired
are, in most cases, hereditary.
I heard from my mom
that your father became a monk.
Are you crazy?
Am I... crazy?
I...
Does that mean you think you're fine?
You're crazy.
I'll ask you one more time.
You don't think you have mental illness, correct?
Of course not.
Okay.
What we just said, I recorded it all.
Since you don't have a mental illness, Chi Hai Dong
then we need to talk about this.
You're not ill, so why did you trash my apartment?
Didn't I tell you I drank too much and had a dream. When I woke up...
Bullshit! This is called revenge.
It's because you got nothing in the divorce.
You blame me! I was wondering about the coincidence of you moving here.
Beijing is so big. You could have gone anywhere.
But you had to move right across the hall from me.
I was naive enough to believe you.
I thought you were just my neighbor.
After all this time, it was all just a ploy.
An obvious ploy!
You came over with nothing last night.
I even gave you my boyfriend's pants. Give them back to me!
You narrow-minded crazy person. You damn pervert!
What are you doing?
Don't do something stupid.
This is my credit card. You can use up to 50,000 yuan.
Let's stop arguing. I'll pay you back, okay?
It's over just by giving money?
I'm going to sue you for entering private property.
Luo Li, go ahead and sue me. See if the judge is on your side.
That old furniture of yours, I'll pay you 50,000 yuan.
You think you're right now, Chi Hai Dong.
- I'm just begging you to let this settle. - I'm not going to go by the law today.
I'm going to trash your house to bits.
Luo Li, listen
if you trash my house we're even.
Stay away from me.
Luo Li, I trashed your house. I'm definitely in the wrong.
There are many reasons. I was in a bad mood and had alcohol.
I will make sure your house looks exactly the same as before.
I will make it look even better.
While it is under renovation, you can live in the hotel.
- The hotel's standards... - Chi Hai Dong
you only have two choices.
One, I live in a five star hotel and you pay for it.
Two, I live in your house and you live in the hotel.
You live in my house.
You're back.
Get a move on.
I just finished cooking.
Come.
I made your favorite dishes today.
Bok choy, carrot soup, and chicken gizzards.
There's also celery with lily. You've been having internal heat lately.
I made some lily to balance your diet.
Quick, there's more.
Look at what this is.
Sliced chicken and bamboo.
You've been having internal heat lately, so I didn't marinate it.
It's just plain stir fry.
Our main meal is pineapple rice.
Yue Qun, your hand is still hurt
and you made so much food.
That's too much hard work.
It's nothing. How hard can it be?
See if this pineapple rice tastes good.
This is my first time making it, so bear with me.
Here.
Is it sweet?
It tastes really good.
This is the best pineapple rice I've ever had.
Eat some more.
- You eat some too. - Okay.
It is quite good.
That's right, there's one more thing.
Yan Yan, isn't your old injury not well yet?
I'm afraid you'll get cold so I got you a girdle.
This girdle can be heated up.
I'll let you try.
When you go out
it's okay to wear a slimming girdle
but when the weather is cold
this will be more suitable.
You've been slimming down well lately.
I think it's all right.
What's wrong, Yan Yan?
What's wrong?
Yue Qun, can you make food for me every day from now on?
Sure!
You drank with Luo Li for the whole night at her place and didn't do anything?
Didn't I tell you to pick me up? Why did you turn off your mobile?
I... I misunderstood.
Dong Da Hai's niece stripped at your apartment and you didn't do anything?
Why did you give my address to Jiao Yan Yan?
Isn't that your ex-wife? I can't control it, right?
Then when your ex-wife opened the door in the morning
you saw her and didn't do anything?
So what's up between those two?
Jiao Yan Yan trashed Luo Li's house.
Then wouldn't Luo Li be pissed at her?
I said I was the one who did it.
Luo Li now wants me to pay her back for all the damaged furniture.
You pay for half.
Why should I? I didn't do anything to her.
Also, didn't you just say you didn't do anything either?
So, where is Luo Li living now?
My house.
Understood.
What are you thinking about?
Don't worry about that.
Chi Hai Dong, where are you?
The hotel.
A five star hotel?
What is it?
Is it comfortable?
It's all right.
Comfortable?
You're comfortable but I'm not.
Your water stopped working.
Don't you know to swipe it with the utility card.
How would I know where you hid your utility card?
There's a green paper box on the bookshelf next to the window.
Hang on.
Hang on for a second.
Your paper box is empty.
Impossible.
It really is empty.
Keep looking around.
I've looked around three times.
I really can't find it.
Hang on. I'll look for it.
Be quick.
Who is it?
It's me, Chi Hai Dong.
Did you fly here?
You're so stupid.
Aren't you living in the hotel?
It's in the green paper box.
Didn't you say the green box was
on the bookshelf next to the window?
On the bookshelf next to the window.
You have another window and bookshelf over there.
There's a green box on that shelf too.
Utility card.
I find your big, pretty scarf quite familiar.
What about it?
Could that be the mat from my house?
Are you living in my house?
Can't I?
My house isn't a five star hotel and the glass is all broken.
- Aren't you afraid of freezing to death? - I need to save up for your renovation.
How could I afford a five star hotel?
Indeed, you won't freeze to death. You'll die from stinginess instead.
I'm saving money for myself.
If you really can't handle it
just sleep on your sofa.
I'll be responsible for what I've done. I don't need your pity.
Hey, stop right there.
You're still...
Your old body isn't in good health.
If you freeze to death, I'll have to pay you back with a life.
Men and women should avoid contact.
It's inappropriate for you and me to live in the same room.
Stop pretending to be serious.
You go and sleep on the sofa.
In the middle of the night I'll get up at any time to question you, lunatic.
You've begged me three times.
Okay then.
Your area of activity is limited to this sofa.
What are you doing?
I'm getting a blanket from the bedroom.
I'm regretting it a little now. Am I just asking for trouble?
How am I causing you trouble?
Can you let me in, heroine?
Give me a bowl.
It's not that I'm being remiss, but you only have one cup of noodles.
Turn off the light when you're done.
I said turn off the light when you're done.
Remember to wash the bowl.
You eat it and I wash it?
What kind of person are you?
That's more like it.
What is it?
I need to use the toilet.
Go to the living room.
Why?
There's going to be noise, how awkward.
So annoying.
Are you done yet?
Are you giving birth?
- What are you doing? - Get out.
Living room.
What is it this time?
I need tissue.
Isn't there tissue out there?
It's all used up.
You've used up that huge box of tissue?
What have you been doing out there?
I have a cold.
A cold.
Wait a second.
Use wet tissue. It's better than that.
Good night.
Hello, Ms. Luo.
Luo Mei Yuan.
You shameless bitch! Stop right there.
There are so many things to be and you choose to be a homewrecker.
This isn't your business, stand aside.
Did you have to be a mistress?
There are so many men around and you had to pick Dong Da Hai.
You can go on the internet. You can go on blind dates.
You can go on television. Why did you have to go to our house?
You're in your thirties, and chasing after a man in his fifties.
Dong Da Hai is so old. What can he do?
Dong Da Hai has a family and a wife. Why did you go after him?
You destroyed our family.
I'm telling you now.
Just look at yourself.
Love has nothing to do with age.
It also has nothing to do with marriage.
Only the person that is not loved is the other woman.
You're the other woman. You're the one who's not loved.
Luo Mei Yuan.
You shameless bitch.
- Doing stupid things. - Don't be like this.
Your boss is a homewrecker and you guys are still following her.
Open the door, Luo Mei Yuan.
You stinky bitch.
Everyone have a good look. See what kind of person your boss is.
This woman is shameless.
Destroying other people's families.
She has no moral principles.
Where was she educated?
Claiming to be white collar.
What's that?
A disaster, an evil person.
Hello.
Master Chi.
When are you coming to the law firm?
What time is it?
It's nine o'clock.
There shouldn't be much happening today.
Miao Jin Xiu.
Dong Da Hai's ex-wife.
She arrived early in the morning and said she must see you.
Then I definitely can't go.
I have a lot to do today.
You... handle it.
Just tell her the divorce is already done.
What else can she do?
Tell her to restrain her grief.
I don't care.
You handle it for me.
Okay, that's it then.
Hello...
[Wet wipes]
Tell Chi Hai Dong if he continues hiding from me like this
he can avoid me now, but not forever.
I don't believe he can hide forever.
Ms. Miao...
listen to me.
Attorney Chi really is busy today.
It's true that he's busy.
Plus, he doesn't need to avoid you.
Your divorce is between you and your husband.
We were only responsible for handling your divorce agreement.
He doesn't need to avoid you.
You can't blame us.
Would you dare say that before I signed the agreement
you didn't know there was another woman? Would you dare say that?
I wouldn't dare.
You are his wife.
Even you did not know if there was another woman or not.
How could we possibly have known?
We are only his company's legal adviser.
What's an adviser?
When he wants to, he'll ask a few questions.
When he doesn't want to, we can't find out anything.
How much money did Dong Da Hai give you?
You're willing to earn this kind of dirty money?
You're a lawyer, you know the law.
You're willing to earn dirty money like this?
Let me tell you, Dong Da Hai and I we started everything from scratch.
Our marriage lasted for over 20 years.
We've been a couple for over 20 years.
It's been over 20 years, you know? Over 20 years!
Yes, yes.
You've been together for over 20 years.
But madam, speaking about this
it's been over 20 years.
Are you still unaware of what kind of person Dong Da Hai is?
Also, whether he likes you or not how can you not understand?
To be fair you can't just come blame us now that Dong Da Hai is gone.
I think no matter how you put it, it won't make sense.
- Why are you attacking me? - That's right, I'm attacking you.
- Attacking others is against the law. - I'm breaking the law.
Are you not breaking the law with a fake divorce?
Madam, that...
What we did for you was a real divorce.
It's a real divorce.
I... calm down.
Madam, calm down.
- I'm attacking you. - Ms. Miao, don't hit me, don't hit me.
Calm down, Ms. Miao.
Please, come in.
What is this that you gave me?
Wet tissue.
It says 'moist toilet paper'.
Same thing.
Which area do I wipe?
Well, I don't use it to wipe my mouth.
You don't wipe your mouth with it but you let me wipe my nose with it.
Is it more comfortable wiping your nose with that or with toilet paper?
That's right.
I'm going to pick furniture for you, do you have any demands?
No.
I'll go with you.
- You don't trust me? - That's right.
Where's my tooth brush?
Under the sink.
Chi Hai Dong
I think this light is pretty good.
Sure?
Write it down.
This sofa, how is it?
Looks bad.
Where does it look bad?
Everywhere.
Write it down.
I really like this frame.
Look.
This is pretty good too.
I want this.
The design of this light is so unique.
Looks good.
This plate matches well with it.
Write it down.
The things in this store are all pretty good.
How about you write it all down.
- Why don't you just live here? - Okay.
Chi Hai Dong, wake up. It's morning.
You shop, let me rest.
I'm nearly done.
Stop lying.
Is the couch comfy?
How about you buy this couch as well?
How much longer are you going to shop?
Last piece.
- Are you sure that's the last piece? - 100 percent sure.
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